Cosmo Tip #300
foreheadtittaes: Compliment your man’s “sharp” outfit by telling him that it can puncture the hull of an Empire class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea because it’s so sharp
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
I wish I was Miranda Tate so I could make love to...
That scene was hopelessly romantic. <3
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
cas-i-said-legs: roliepolieoliescolon: so when did the olympics start i just got home from work They started around 776 BC in Greece.